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MONTANA SENIOR NEWS  •  FEBRUARY / MARCH 2020
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      PHIL CRIST REFASHIONS







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                                                         filers, and the lexicon of crusty old timers      friends who ask you where
      BY BILL LOMBARDI                                   who worked the deep woods and perfected           you shot that bull elk last
                                                         the wry sense of humor he employs today.          hunting season.
          You can’t teach an old saw new tricks.            Ask Crist when he was born, and he                 Crist has collected
          But Helena resident Phil Crist can—he          says, “Septober nineteen hundred and              time-worn sayings and
      does it all the time.                              froze to death.” (He was born in Park             tools that date back more
          After decades in the woods and sawmills        Rapids,  Minn.,  southwest of,  fittingly,        than 100 years, like spider
      of Minnesota, Idaho, and Montana, Crist, 81,       Paul Bunyan State Forest.)                        and raker gauges. He uses
      has invented more than one way to refash-                                                            them to earn what he calls his
      ion old saws into not only works of art but                                                          “beer money,” even though he
      practical implements used by generations of                                                          doesn’t drink beer.
      snowmobilers, four-wheelers, backcountry                                                                 “There are not many people
      horsemen and women. Idaho outfitters,                                                                left who know how to sharpen
      Idaho Fish & Game, the U.S. Forest Service,                                                          saws,” Crist says. “The old tools
      and Montana Conservation Corps even use                                                              are the best. They don’t make
      them to clear trails, cut limbs, and win                                                             nothing that lasts anymore.”
      competitions.                                                                                            Crist’s garage and workshop
          Whom do you call when a tree has fallen                                                          contain ancient-looking tools
      across a wilderness trail, and your crosscut                                                         and machines that could have
      blade is dull? Or when you need to win a           Crist's garage and workshop contain ancient-looking   come from the Cast-Iron Age, or
      hand-sawing competition?                           tools and machines that could have come from the   before microwaves were invented.
                                                         Cast-Iron Age. Photo by Raymond Lombardi
          Crist, of course.                                                                                They’re used to measure, cut and
          He is the go-to regional saw builder and          Where do you hunt? “Popcorn forty.”            sharpen blades for the bow, hand,
      sharpener, who cut his teeth under the tute-          These retorts, passed down by his father,      crosscut, hack, pole, pruning,
      lage of his grandfather and father—barely          are meant to confuse the interlocutor and         ripcut, band, chain, chop, circu-
      educated men who taught him the dying art          obfuscate the details that might reveal who       lar, miter, radial arm, table, and
      of sawyers, feller bunchers, skidders, blade       you are and prepare you to answer those           other saws that he refurbishes in his
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